Sunday, February 8, 2009

I'd Rather Be Dead Than Red



So.......I came out to my truck at about 4:45pm today and found that someone had vandalized my truck! With cheap scotch tape, they affixed this hideous bumper sticker to the bumper of my precious white truck. Isn't this a felony? I am offering a cash reward for information leading to the capture and conviction of such an evil, sour-minded criminal that would think this funny. Any information would be greatly appreciated. I have made several calls to possible suspects (you know who you are) and have received denials. This behavior will not be tolerated! Just remember: revenge is sweet! May I set the record straight:
GO COUGARS!!!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha. I hope you can get that off!

Matt said...

Surely there are surveillance tapes. This should be a federal offense!

Laura said...

LOL. Some people just don't know when they've crossed the line!

Renae said...

I think it was Joey.

Josie said...

Oh that is terrible! Maybe you need to put in a call to the 1st pres. requesting security cameras! Someone is having a good laugh.

Andrea B. said...

You'd be surprised who would go to great lengths to tick off a neighbor, just ask Mike. It might be someone you'd never think.

Tonya said...

Oh. That is too funny! And you were giving me grief about Twilight? I guess it takes a fanatic to know one, yes? Good luck with your vengeance!

Brad said...

It wasn't me I promise!

ScottJez said...

Dang! I wish I would have thought to do that. But for some reason I fear my eternal salvation when I make fun of BYU around a bishop.

April said...

I heard about this. That is evil!! I am totally a cougar fan and am disgusted at this image! I hope whoever did this, pays big-time!
-April

traskrocks said...

That is just too funny!!
Congrats on the beautiful baby boy. Our family couldn't be happier for you and your new bundle of joy!!! Congrats!!!

Maren said...

Hello,
I saw your Christmas card and my mom's the other day. It is fun to hear from you. Congratulations on the new baby boy!